JOE: You know how some people survive off coffee and cigarettes and binge on alcohol at night? I can see you survive on celery and hummus all day and binge on Nutella and graham crackers at night.
ME: (muffled)
ffshutuppff! *coughcoughcough sputtersputter coughcough*
JOE:
Don't choke. I don't know the himelick yet.
LMBO! I miss you Katie!!! :(
ReplyDeleteI like your style. I would like to alternate days -- coffee, cigs and alcohol one day; celery, hummus and nutella-smathered grahams the next. That sounds like a dream. (Unfortunately, working on weeding out the cigs and alc.)
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