JOE: You know how some people survive off coffee and cigarettes and binge on alcohol at night? I can see you survive on celery and hummus all day and binge on Nutella and graham crackers at night.
ME: (muffled) ffshutuppff! *coughcoughcough sputtersputter coughcough*
JOE:Don't choke. I don't know the himelick yet.