"Oh, Kati always makes the best food, and it's always smothered in lard and butter and mayo."
Great.
Apparently fatass is my specialty. But, a woman can change her stars... so butter THIS, Buttercup!
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
A Woman Can Change Her Stars
As I blithely prepared my salad and homemade hummus for dinner tonight, I moved aside the breakfast sausage for the biscuits and gravy I've promised to make Elise this weekend. Suddenly, I was reminded of the time one of our mutual high school acquaintances told a room full of people of my culinary abilities a la Paula Deen.
"Oh, Kati always makes the best food, and it's always smothered in lard and butter and mayo."
Great.
Apparently fatass is my specialty. But, a woman can change her stars... so butter THIS, Buttercup!
"Oh, Kati always makes the best food, and it's always smothered in lard and butter and mayo."
Great.
Apparently fatass is my specialty. But, a woman can change her stars... so butter THIS, Buttercup!
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You should have posted the Paula Deen picture!!! I can't wait for the biscuits and gravy!!!
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